dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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