Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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