nut hugger
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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