i don't plan on having that self control this summer
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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