the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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