So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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