and you said cock pushups were impossible
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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