worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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