Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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