gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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