The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i don't like sucking hair
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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