i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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