don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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