He asked to "fluff my boner.."
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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