So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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