"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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