PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Randomize
