why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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