return my video game
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
