He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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