Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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