rhymes with "ouble enetration"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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