I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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