You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Drake has all the answers
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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