I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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