i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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