Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I've blown a few things in my day
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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