I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I think people are normalizing furries
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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