After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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