No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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