i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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