New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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