Me too!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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