Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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