If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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