I heard we made out
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I could fuck to npr.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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