Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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