I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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