I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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