When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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