I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Randomize
