U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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