so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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