hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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