I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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