How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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