You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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