i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That was an excessively violent trivia night
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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