When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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