for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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