ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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