RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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