Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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