wat bout pragnant strippers??
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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