he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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